5hit Stories
It started in 2005 as a silly story told between friends, 5 years later its grown into something much more impressive but still silly none-the-less.
I have so much fun writing these stories – partly because I don’t have to plan where they are going, I just go there. I also get to play with words, create words and breathe life into animals in different ways and make radical statements and generally poke fun at everything and over-elaborate and under qualify everything.
As with Vigilante, I’m trying to build a readership – a fanbase for others to enjoy and who knows, maybe it’ll be published one day. If you like what you read below please e-mail me and I’ll happily let you sample the first full chapter.
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“Billy, brother of Woolly was mindlessly frolicking in the paddock, baaing in sheer delight until that was that he went to take a drink from the river. He was stunned by what he saw, Woolly was looking directly at him. He was stunned more by the fact that he had forgot that his brother even existed.
“Baa”, Billy baaed at Woolly, Woolly mouthed a baa but Billy heard no sound, “Baa?”, Billy baaed more inquisitively, and again Woolly threw a silent baa back at him at the exact time Billy baaed a baa. Billy sensed something was wrong, as Billy thought on it he realised something that should have been obvious, Woolly was underwater, probably drowning, that was why he couldn’t hear him.
In a foolish instant Billy jumped into the water to save his brother, but he couldn’t find him, fortunately Billy was the only sheep that could swim (he even managed to pick up a brick from the bottom of the swimming pool when he was a lamb) so he swam back to the river bank. He looked back into the river and saw his brother again, and again he dived in, couldn’t find him and climbed back up. After an hour or so of this a sparrow, who had watched for far too long, so long in fact that one of his sides had split from laughing too hard at the foolish fool, landed next to the submerging and surfacing sheep.”
