Crap… pure crap, thanks Lewi. Only watch this movie for the humour in the credits. Basically its grunting cavemen and women running around killing people, badly. Gore is okayish, sound and acting is very very poor.

2/10 – thats me being kind too

John Cena (that’s right, THE John Cena (he is a wrestler if you didn’t know)) stars in one of the best wrestlers-in-movies movies. My personal feelings aside (I love the wrestling if you didn’t know) its certainly an above average film. Hard hitting fight scenes (I guess they ought to be), fast paced action and Robert Patrick, can anyone ask for more?

8/10 – 3rd place for wrestlers-in-movies movies

Such a shame this film is quite disappointing considering the remake of Dawn Of The Dawn is almost flawless. It amuses and entertains but its not consistent enough and has some shocking moments. Great gore though and the acting isn’t too bad.

7/10 – Try again, or don’t, in fact don’t, leave it where it is.

Steve Zahn is funny, but this film does not best demonstrate this. Supporting cast members who I can’t be bothered to look up are funny, but this film doesn’t best demonstrate this. The outtakes are brilliant, the guy who plays the chunky kid in Superbad seems really funny, especially improvisation wise, and it almost makes it worth making yourself finish the movie. Has some cheap laughs throughout but generally unimpressive.

4/10 – Try again Happy Maddison Productions.

Now, I’d never seen this film growing up and it shows its age but Mr. Murray is still pretty funny. Its very tame but holds the attention all the while.

6/10 – old but by no means bad

Here’s a tear jerker for you, ready for your heart-strings to be pulled? Its a nice film (quite slow in places) and not what I was expecting (its not an action-packed thriller) but its still a good film and well worth a watch.

7/10 – well worth a watch

Who did it? Its not going to win any awards but its not bad at what it does and, if you are as vacant as me, will keep you guessing til the end. Oh, and for those who like movies for the beautiful people in them, you’ll be happy with this one.

7/10 – Solid, not awe inspiring, but solid.

Two stoners get into trouble. I wanted more but what I got was still pretty damn enjoyable. As with Superbad its silly but with slightly darker tones, okay MUCH darker tones. There will be bits that’ll have you pissing your pants, others smiling wryly to yourself but you’ll generally be happy with the outcome.

7/10 – not one I’d buy but certainly one I’d laugh about with my friends.

Its cheesy, its corny, its soppy but I just don’t care because its brilliant. Lots of genuinly funny scenes, great chemistry and of course way better once you’ve watched the outtakes, they looked like they had fun. Oh and its sweet and romantic too, this is one for everyone.

8/10 – Watch it over and over again and you probably wont be bored.

Brilliant, just brilliant. Much better the second time round, I think I’ve now watched it (to fall asleep to) about ten times. Fun, quirky, silly and awesome all in one. Fantastic moments and highly amusing lines throughout.

9/10 – Excellent, there’s no reason not to buy this, unless of course you already have it.

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