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Cheap, tacky and pointless but oh so entertaining. Great gore, shoddy acting, silly plot lines, badly written characters but its clear its deliberate so it makes it okay.

7/10 – why not?

Not the car crash victim sex fiend movie but the racist fascist “nearly everyone is moody” movie. Its very conflicted, the characters are all pretty angry about everything and its quite awkward to watch. Saying that its very good at what it does, makes you feel good and bad when they make you want to feel it. You’ll get to the end and wonder exactly what you’re supposed to feel but its okay.

8/10 – awkward but in a good way

One of the best movies I’ve ever purchased for a pound. The first half is rubbish (unless of course you count the first few minutes where you get to see boobs) and the second half is equally as bad but you get a sense they know its a rubbish movie and are having fun with it so it makes it tolerable.

6/10 – I’ve watched worse, holds its value

If you can ignore some of the awfully rubbish lines (“Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall”) then you’ll love this. Gadgets, fast paced action, twisty turny plot, betrayal, deception, love and great performances all round.

8/10 – certainly worth a watch or two

Love it. Its amusing, atmospheric, spooky, well acted and has a great pace, slow but deliberate. If you’re anything like me it’ll make the hairs on your neck stand to attention.

8/10 – great movie.

Imagine Road Trip but in the wilderness and not in a car and that’s what you get. Its funny in places, stupid in others but all in all its a good feel good movie that’s very easy to watch and enjoy.

7/10 – you’ll giggle and groan all over

Its a cheap Cloverfield, it starts really well but after about 15 minutes it slopes dramatically. There are too many ‘the camera drops’ and ‘the sound is corrupted’ and ‘the picture goes fuzzy’ moments. That and the two lead ladies are quite attractive and one of them wears her boobs out for most of it so you really find it hard to concentrate on the movie… well I found it quite hard anyway.

3/10 – starts well but goes NOWHERE!!!

I thought it was possibly the worst film ever when I saw it at the cinema but it wasn’t so bad the second time around. It has its moments but not all of these moments are any good. There are a few really good scenes but generally its quite poor.

5/10 – and that’s me being generous.

Beautiful and horrible all in one. Happy and sad. Its a real mix of emotions as a crack team of marines are ordered into a conflict zone to rescue some VIPs. Aside from annoying whingey woman the cast are really good, the action is superb and for those who like to weep, weep it up!

9/10 – Bruce being hardcore and softcore all in one

Its a CGI movie and its average at best. There’s not enough action or gore or interest in the plot, plus the end monster is not original and quite pathetic.

7/10 – watch it if you are a fan, don’t if you’re not.

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