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Finally, an update on the website – its only an addition of a new project – a diary of my manly accomplishments if you like – read or ignore – the choice is yours (of course I’d recommend reading – its funny – so I think).

Chronicles of Handyman Will

I’ve taken the plunge and put the first three chapters of my novel on www.authonomy.com and it needs your support – http://www.authonomy.com/ViewBook.aspx?bookid=21217. Go there, read and comment. Thanks in advance! Oh, the more recommendations I get, the higher the chance the publishers will look at it, my fate is in your hands.

I thought I was destined for fame as an author but now its clear I’m going to join the WWE as Sheamus’ long-lost brother… Much like The Undertaker and Kane we will have a long feud but eventually will resolve our differences. I’ve e-mailed Sheamus and I’ll let you know once we’ve signed the contract.

I find myself thinking – is anyone else doing what I’m doing or am I just odd?

1. Face down in bed
2. Checking e-mails on his spare, slightly broken phone
3. Listening to Classic FM in his right ear
4. Drinking a cup of tea through a teethbrushed mouth
5. Listening to his wife sleeping and Blade Runner with his left ear

Well, maybe I’m alone but I’m amused and I guess that counts for something. Time to set the sleep timer and try to get close to my 8 hours!

Hi all, I’ve finally set time aside to edit the website – I’ve removed the old posts (for now at least) and now you can see the projects I’m currently working on… I’ll add a page or two for Charlotte too but please have a look at the new pages and comment if you feel is necessary.

Cheap, tacky and pointless but oh so entertaining. Great gore, shoddy acting, silly plot lines, badly written characters but its clear its deliberate so it makes it okay.

7/10 – why not?

Not the car crash victim sex fiend movie but the racist fascist “nearly everyone is moody” movie. Its very conflicted, the characters are all pretty angry about everything and its quite awkward to watch. Saying that its very good at what it does, makes you feel good and bad when they make you want to feel it. You’ll get to the end and wonder exactly what you’re supposed to feel but its okay.

8/10 – awkward but in a good way

One of the best movies I’ve ever purchased for a pound. The first half is rubbish (unless of course you count the first few minutes where you get to see boobs) and the second half is equally as bad but you get a sense they know its a rubbish movie and are having fun with it so it makes it tolerable.

6/10 – I’ve watched worse, holds its value

If you can ignore some of the awfully rubbish lines (“Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall”) then you’ll love this. Gadgets, fast paced action, twisty turny plot, betrayal, deception, love and great performances all round.

8/10 – certainly worth a watch or two

Love it. Its amusing, atmospheric, spooky, well acted and has a great pace, slow but deliberate. If you’re anything like me it’ll make the hairs on your neck stand to attention.

8/10 – great movie.

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