Apr
6
Movie Review – Dance Of The Dead
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Cheap, tacky and pointless but oh so entertaining. Great gore, shoddy acting, silly plot lines, badly written characters but its clear its deliberate so it makes it okay.
7/10 – why not?
Apr
5
Movie Review – Crash (2004)
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Not the car crash victim sex fiend movie but the racist fascist “nearly everyone is moody” movie. Its very conflicted, the characters are all pretty angry about everything and its quite awkward to watch. Saying that its very good at what it does, makes you feel good and bad when they make you want to feel it. You’ll get to the end and wonder exactly what you’re supposed to feel but its okay.
8/10 – awkward but in a good way
Apr
2
Movie Review – The Slaughter
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One of the best movies I’ve ever purchased for a pound. The first half is rubbish (unless of course you count the first few minutes where you get to see boobs) and the second half is equally as bad but you get a sense they know its a rubbish movie and are having fun with it so it makes it tolerable.
6/10 – I’ve watched worse, holds its value