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If you can ignore some of the awfully rubbish lines (“Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall”) then you’ll love this. Gadgets, fast paced action, twisty turny plot, betrayal, deception, love and great performances all round.

8/10 – certainly worth a watch or two

Love it. Its amusing, atmospheric, spooky, well acted and has a great pace, slow but deliberate. If you’re anything like me it’ll make the hairs on your neck stand to attention.

8/10 – great movie.

Imagine Road Trip but in the wilderness and not in a car and that’s what you get. Its funny in places, stupid in others but all in all its a good feel good movie that’s very easy to watch and enjoy.

7/10 – you’ll giggle and groan all over

Its a cheap Cloverfield, it starts really well but after about 15 minutes it slopes dramatically. There are too many ‘the camera drops’ and ‘the sound is corrupted’ and ‘the picture goes fuzzy’ moments. That and the two lead ladies are quite attractive and one of them wears her boobs out for most of it so you really find it hard to concentrate on the movie… well I found it quite hard anyway.

3/10 – starts well but goes NOWHERE!!!

I thought it was possibly the worst film ever when I saw it at the cinema but it wasn’t so bad the second time around. It has its moments but not all of these moments are any good. There are a few really good scenes but generally its quite poor.

5/10 – and that’s me being generous.

Beautiful and horrible all in one. Happy and sad. Its a real mix of emotions as a crack team of marines are ordered into a conflict zone to rescue some VIPs. Aside from annoying whingey woman the cast are really good, the action is superb and for those who like to weep, weep it up!

9/10 – Bruce being hardcore and softcore all in one

Its a CGI movie and its average at best. There’s not enough action or gore or interest in the plot, plus the end monster is not original and quite pathetic.

7/10 – watch it if you are a fan, don’t if you’re not.

Crap… pure crap, thanks Lewi. Only watch this movie for the humour in the credits. Basically its grunting cavemen and women running around killing people, badly. Gore is okayish, sound and acting is very very poor.

2/10 – thats me being kind too

John Cena (that’s right, THE John Cena (he is a wrestler if you didn’t know)) stars in one of the best wrestlers-in-movies movies. My personal feelings aside (I love the wrestling if you didn’t know) its certainly an above average film. Hard hitting fight scenes (I guess they ought to be), fast paced action and Robert Patrick, can anyone ask for more?

8/10 – 3rd place for wrestlers-in-movies movies

Such a shame this film is quite disappointing considering the remake of Dawn Of The Dawn is almost flawless. It amuses and entertains but its not consistent enough and has some shocking moments. Great gore though and the acting isn’t too bad.

7/10 – Try again, or don’t, in fact don’t, leave it where it is.

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