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7/10

Not seen since… January 2004

Oh but they can… I’m sorry its been three months since I’ve put any reviews on here.  In truth we’ve watched lots of movies I’ve just been too lazy to put them up here… back to the movie…

Painfully awkward to watch (not because the acting is bad but because of the moral decisions the main characters keep struggling with). Its a great movie with moments that’ll make you laugh out loud and shout at the screen.

8/10 - I can always watch this.

Not as amazing as the first two but still a pretty solid film if you try to ignore Vinnie Jones. Its good in that it throws in some shocks but bad in the same light. Its funny, dark and compelling, performances are great as are the effects.

8/10 - Certainly one to watch, own and re-watch.

I wasn’t expecting much from this film but I thoroughly enjoyed it.  Its sick and twisted enough to please the weirdos, and the end is fantastic, a real treat of a movie.  Admittedly I’ve not seen the original but if its anything on this then I’m looking forward to it.

8/10 - horrid and wonderful

Great soundtrack and musical score.  Its feels a little American Beauty throughout with slow awkward characters and storylines which slowly develop.  It won’t necessarily make you want to watch it again but its worth a watch for some great performances.

6/10 - Its good, but its not great.

Cheap, tacky and pointless but oh so entertaining. Great gore, shoddy acting, silly plot lines, badly written characters but its clear its deliberate so it makes it okay.

7/10 - why not?

Not the car crash victim sex fiend movie but the racist fascist “nearly everyone is moody” movie. Its very conflicted, the characters are all pretty angry about everything and its quite awkward to watch. Saying that its very good at what it does, makes you feel good and bad when they make you want to feel it. You’ll get to the end and wonder exactly what you’re supposed to feel but its okay.

8/10 - awkward but in a good way

One of the best movies I’ve ever purchased for a pound. The first half is rubbish (unless of course you count the first few minutes where you get to see boobs) and the second half is equally as bad but you get a sense they know its a rubbish movie and are having fun with it so it makes it tolerable.

6/10 - I’ve watched worse, holds its value

If you can ignore some of the awfully rubbish lines (”Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall”) then you’ll love this. Gadgets, fast paced action, twisty turny plot, betrayal, deception, love and great performances all round.

8/10 - certainly worth a watch or two

Love it. Its amusing, atmospheric, spooky, well acted and has a great pace, slow but deliberate. If you’re anything like me it’ll make the hairs on your neck stand to attention.

8/10 - great movie.

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